Meme-a-licious
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tinhuvielartanisAfter 11 surgeries and general insanity, I'm taking a break from studying for school later on this morning and doing a meme tagged for me to do over on Facebook. Yeah yeah, I should do it over there, but I'm a LJ chick. Always have been, always will be. Sue me, suckas! And I'm not tagging anyone. If you wanna do it, do it. If not, your loss, suckas!
COME ON AND SPILL IT!!
OK.........if you were tagged copy and paste this in your notes, replacing my answers with your own. Then tag your friends to see what they have to say.
1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Birthname: Tracy Angelina Evans
Craft Name: Tinhuviel Artanis bas-Lilith Leannan Sidhe. Yeah, it's pretentious. I'm allowed, so shut up!
2.HOW OLD ARE YOU?
41 long, gruelling years.
3.HOW OLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
Just a few months past 44 'cos, then, it'll be The Alpaca Lips!
4.WHAT ARE YOUR 3 FAVORITE COLORS?
Black, Red, and Purple
5.WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?OTHER THAN YOUR MATE
My Friend Todd
6.DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
Yes. I'm a vet tech in training, I guess you could say. You could also say that I'm a paid idiot, 'cos that's what I feel like by the end of each evening, but at least I've learnt something new, so I don't feel too very badly.
7.ARE YOU LAZY?
Yes, incredibly lazy, and honest enough to admit, unlike most of my fellow primates. We're a lazy lot, us humans. And we're liars too, 'cos most of us refuse to admit it.
8.ARE YOU A NICE PERSON?
Only to non-human animals. If you're a human, then you're toast in my book. Asshole.
9.WHAT DESCRIBES YOUR PERSONALITY THE MOST?
Professional Cynic
10.WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
Sleep.
11.WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO GO?
To bed (to sleep, you perverts. SLEEP)
12.DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
Immensely
13.DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
Adore it.
14.DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
No.
15.DO YOU DRINK A LITTLE, A LITTLE MORE THAN A LITTLE, OR A WHOLE LOT?
It depends on if I'm driving and what I'm drinking.
16.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DRANK IN THE LAST WEEK?
I drink several times every day, usually water or a cherry cola of somd sort. Ohhhhhhh, you thought I was talking about imbibing Ye Olde Alcoholic Beverage! Well, fooled you!
17.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DRANK IN THE LAST MONTH?
Once.
18.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DRANK IN THE LAST 15 YEARS?
I could count them on one hand yo.
19.DO YOU DO DRUGS?
Despite my hometown, no I do not.
20.DO YOU WEAR A SEATBELT WHEN YOU ARE IN A CAR?
Always
21.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I like to be there on time.
22.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT SPEEDING?
Yes.
23.WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
James F. Byrnes High School.
24.WERE YOU A NERD,JOCK,SKATER,GOTH,POPU
There weren't as many labels when I was in school, but I guess you could say I was a hybrid Goth/Nerd.
25.DID YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS?
Three.
26.ARE ANY STILL YOUR FRIENDS?
Yes
27.DID YOU DATE A LOT IN SCHOOL OR WERE YOU A RELATIONSHIP KINDA GUY/GIRL?
Neither. I was a Goth Nerd and the Fat Girl, which meant I had no dating options at all.
28.DID YOU EVER HAVE A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP IN SCHOOL? FOR HOW LONG?
No, not in school. What's this obsession with school? God, get a freakin' life already.
29.DID YOU EVER GET YOUR HEART BROKEN?
Devastatingly.
30.DID YOU CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?
No.
31.DID YOU EVER KISS ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS OF THE PERSON YOU WERE DATING?
No.
32.DID YOU MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART.
I didn't have a high school sweetheart.
33.ARE YOU MARRIED AT ALL?
No.
34.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED?
No.
35.WHO DID YOU MARRY?
What part of "no" is incomprehensible to the person who created this dumbass poll?
36.DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
OH HELL NO
37.IF SO, DO YOU WANT ANY MORE?
OH HELL NO
38.IF NOT,DO YOU WANT ANY AND HOW MANY?
Only if I need the meat or slave labour.
39.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ABORTION?
I believe in abortion far into the teen years.
40.IF YES, WHY?
People suck and should die.
41.IF NO, WHY?
"I don't believe in abortion because I'm a pro-human freakazoid who deserves to be hacked in a wee bits and fed to rabid hummingbirds."
42.REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
I'm an Angry Liberal.
43.DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?
Occasionally I attend the Unitarian Universalist Church. I'm also the High Priestess of the First Church of the Alpaca Lips (Reformed).
44.DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
Yes, but he has problems believing in me.
45.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALIENS?
I wish they'd just come clean about their shenanigans
46.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PSYCHICS?
I believe that everyone has psychic ability. Psychics, on the whole, are charlatans and should be shot on sight. And second sight too.
47.DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
I believe in the possibilility of their existence.
48.DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?
Yes.
49.HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?
Yes.
50.DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
Yes because it happened to me once. I've never been the same since.
51.IS A PERSON'S LOOKS IMPORTANT TO YOU WHEN LOOKING FOR A DATE?
Not completely, but it i's important. I'd be a liar if I said otherwise. Anyone who says that it matters not if their date is a drooling hunchback is a lying bastard or a drooling hunchback themselves. Period.
52.WOULD YOU CONSIDER LEAVING SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY GAINED ALOT OF WEIGHT AFTER YOU MARRIED THEM?
No. Would you consider leaving someone because they lost a lot of weight and it was like going to bed with a bag of toothpicks?
53.DO YOU BELIEVE A MARRIAGE CAN LAST FOREVER?
No, because people die.
54. WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAD KIDS?
No, because I despise the little fuckers.
55.WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE IF THEY COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS?
Yes, that'd be a plus.
56.HAVE YOU HAD A LOVE STRONG ENOUGH TO DIE FOR? (NOT INCLUDING KIDS)
Yes. I still do. I always will.
57.WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
A 2003 cranberry Saturn ION 1
58.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
I just answered that, asshole.
59.WHAT KIND OF HOME DO YOU LIVE IN?
A very tiny home filled with many cats and dogs.
60.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOME?
White and black.
61.DO YOU LIVE IN A SUBDIVISION, CITY, OR IN THE COUNTRY?
It's still considered the "country."
62.WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE STREET YOU LIVE ON?
Paul's Drive
63.IF YOU COULD NAME YOUR STREET, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
The Highway to Hell
64.WHAT NAME WOULD YOU CALL YOUR HOUSE?
My place is actually called "Stubby Butt Farm" because of all the Manx cats that have taken up residence.
65.WHAT NAME WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR CAR?
Zion the ION
66.DO YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?
No.
67.DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
Yes, finally one I adore.
68.WHAT DO YOU DO AT YOUR JOB?
I'm a sort of a nurse and a surgical assistant for a veterinarian.
69.WHAT DO YOU ENJOY MOST ABOUT YOUR JOB?
Interacting with the animals and talking to my boss, the vet, whom I've known, adored, and admired for many years.
70.HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FAIRYTALE "ONE TRUE LOVE" ?
Yes, but it's more of a Grimm Fairytale.
71.HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE MORE THAN YOUR OWN LIFE?
Yes
72.HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THINGS OFF WITH SOMEONE AND LATER REGRETTED IT?
No.
73.WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON THE PERSON YOU ARE DATING?
No
74.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FAMILY ROOM?
Mostly brown, but there are a lot of blue hues as well.
75.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KITCHEN?
Orange-ish.
76.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BEDROOM?
Dark blue.
77.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CD RIGHT NOW?
Shriekback's "Big Night Music."
78. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Even though it's no longer made, it's still my favourite: Ben & Jerry's Wavy Gravy
79.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
My Birkenstocks.
80.DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN ANY RELIGION?
I'm a Witch.
81.DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?
See above somewhere, you dumbass.
82.DID YOU VOTE FOR BUSH?
No. I hate that fuckerer.
83.DID YOU VOTE FOR OBAMA?
Hell yes, and I'd do it again if given half the chance.
84.FOX NEWS OR CNN?
Anything but FAUX NEWS.
85.YELLOW GOLD OR WHITE GOLD?
Silver.
86.FAVORITE GEMSTONE?
Sapphire (Massassi preferably, hehehhehhehe)
87.PINK OR BLUE?
Neither.
88.BLACK SHOES OR BROWN SHOES?
Black.
89.TEXT OR TALK?
Give me email or give me death.
90.GAMECOCKS OR CLEMSON?
What the fuck? Neither. I wish them all a dreadful end when the Alpaca Lips occurs and the Terrifying Squeegee of God (tm) is unleashed upon them all.
With much love,
Tinhuviel
COME ON AND SPILL IT!!
OK.........if you were tagged copy and paste this in your notes, replacing my answers with your own. Then tag your friends to see what they have to say.
1.WHAT IS YOUR FULL NAME?
Birthname: Tracy Angelina Evans
Craft Name: Tinhuviel Artanis bas-Lilith Leannan Sidhe. Yeah, it's pretentious. I'm allowed, so shut up!
2.HOW OLD ARE YOU?
41 long, gruelling years.
3.HOW OLD WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE?
Just a few months past 44 'cos, then, it'll be The Alpaca Lips!
4.WHAT ARE YOUR 3 FAVORITE COLORS?
Black, Red, and Purple
5.WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?OTHER THAN YOUR MATE
My Friend Todd
6.DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
Yes. I'm a vet tech in training, I guess you could say. You could also say that I'm a paid idiot, 'cos that's what I feel like by the end of each evening, but at least I've learnt something new, so I don't feel too very badly.
7.ARE YOU LAZY?
Yes, incredibly lazy, and honest enough to admit, unlike most of my fellow primates. We're a lazy lot, us humans. And we're liars too, 'cos most of us refuse to admit it.
8.ARE YOU A NICE PERSON?
Only to non-human animals. If you're a human, then you're toast in my book. Asshole.
9.WHAT DESCRIBES YOUR PERSONALITY THE MOST?
Professional Cynic
10.WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO DO?
Sleep.
11.WHERE DO YOU LIKE TO GO?
To bed (to sleep, you perverts. SLEEP)
12.DO YOU LIKE TO READ?
Immensely
13.DO YOU LIKE TO DANCE?
Adore it.
14.DO YOU LIKE TO PARTY?
No.
15.DO YOU DRINK A LITTLE, A LITTLE MORE THAN A LITTLE, OR A WHOLE LOT?
It depends on if I'm driving and what I'm drinking.
16.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DRANK IN THE LAST WEEK?
I drink several times every day, usually water or a cherry cola of somd sort. Ohhhhhhh, you thought I was talking about imbibing Ye Olde Alcoholic Beverage! Well, fooled you!
17.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DRANK IN THE LAST MONTH?
Once.
18.HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU DRANK IN THE LAST 15 YEARS?
I could count them on one hand yo.
19.DO YOU DO DRUGS?
Despite my hometown, no I do not.
20.DO YOU WEAR A SEATBELT WHEN YOU ARE IN A CAR?
Always
21.DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST?
I like to be there on time.
22.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CAUGHT SPEEDING?
Yes.
23.WHERE DID YOU GO TO HIGH SCHOOL?
James F. Byrnes High School.
24.WERE YOU A NERD,JOCK,SKATER,GOTH,POPU
There weren't as many labels when I was in school, but I guess you could say I was a hybrid Goth/Nerd.
25.DID YOU HAVE MANY FRIENDS?
Three.
26.ARE ANY STILL YOUR FRIENDS?
Yes
27.DID YOU DATE A LOT IN SCHOOL OR WERE YOU A RELATIONSHIP KINDA GUY/GIRL?
Neither. I was a Goth Nerd and the Fat Girl, which meant I had no dating options at all.
28.DID YOU EVER HAVE A LONG LASTING RELATIONSHIP IN SCHOOL? FOR HOW LONG?
No, not in school. What's this obsession with school? God, get a freakin' life already.
29.DID YOU EVER GET YOUR HEART BROKEN?
Devastatingly.
30.DID YOU CHEAT ON YOUR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND?
No.
31.DID YOU EVER KISS ONE OF THE BEST FRIENDS OF THE PERSON YOU WERE DATING?
No.
32.DID YOU MARRY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL SWEETHEART.
I didn't have a high school sweetheart.
33.ARE YOU MARRIED AT ALL?
No.
34.HAVE YOU EVER BEEN MARRIED?
No.
35.WHO DID YOU MARRY?
What part of "no" is incomprehensible to the person who created this dumbass poll?
36.DO YOU HAVE ANY KIDS?
OH HELL NO
37.IF SO, DO YOU WANT ANY MORE?
OH HELL NO
38.IF NOT,DO YOU WANT ANY AND HOW MANY?
Only if I need the meat or slave labour.
39.DO YOU BELIEVE IN ABORTION?
I believe in abortion far into the teen years.
40.IF YES, WHY?
People suck and should die.
41.IF NO, WHY?
"I don't believe in abortion because I'm a pro-human freakazoid who deserves to be hacked in a wee bits and fed to rabid hummingbirds."
42.REPUBLICAN OR DEMOCRAT?
I'm an Angry Liberal.
43.DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?
Occasionally I attend the Unitarian Universalist Church. I'm also the High Priestess of the First Church of the Alpaca Lips (Reformed).
44.DO YOU BELIEVE IN GOD?
Yes, but he has problems believing in me.
45.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ALIENS?
I wish they'd just come clean about their shenanigans
46.WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT PSYCHICS?
I believe that everyone has psychic ability. Psychics, on the whole, are charlatans and should be shot on sight. And second sight too.
47.DO YOU BELIEVE IN GHOSTS?
I believe in the possibilility of their existence.
48.DO YOU BELIEVE IN LIFE AFTER DEATH?
Yes.
49.HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A GHOST?
Yes.
50.DO YOU BELIEVE IN LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT?
Yes because it happened to me once. I've never been the same since.
51.IS A PERSON'S LOOKS IMPORTANT TO YOU WHEN LOOKING FOR A DATE?
Not completely, but it i's important. I'd be a liar if I said otherwise. Anyone who says that it matters not if their date is a drooling hunchback is a lying bastard or a drooling hunchback themselves. Period.
52.WOULD YOU CONSIDER LEAVING SOMEONE BECAUSE THEY GAINED ALOT OF WEIGHT AFTER YOU MARRIED THEM?
No. Would you consider leaving someone because they lost a lot of weight and it was like going to bed with a bag of toothpicks?
53.DO YOU BELIEVE A MARRIAGE CAN LAST FOREVER?
No, because people die.
54. WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE WHO ALREADY HAD KIDS?
No, because I despise the little fuckers.
55.WOULD YOU MARRY SOMEONE IF THEY COULD NEVER HAVE KIDS?
Yes, that'd be a plus.
56.HAVE YOU HAD A LOVE STRONG ENOUGH TO DIE FOR? (NOT INCLUDING KIDS)
Yes. I still do. I always will.
57.WHAT KIND OF CAR DO YOU DRIVE?
A 2003 cranberry Saturn ION 1
58.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR CAR?
I just answered that, asshole.
59.WHAT KIND OF HOME DO YOU LIVE IN?
A very tiny home filled with many cats and dogs.
60.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HOME?
White and black.
61.DO YOU LIVE IN A SUBDIVISION, CITY, OR IN THE COUNTRY?
It's still considered the "country."
62.WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE STREET YOU LIVE ON?
Paul's Drive
63.IF YOU COULD NAME YOUR STREET, WHAT WOULD YOU CALL IT?
The Highway to Hell
64.WHAT NAME WOULD YOU CALL YOUR HOUSE?
My place is actually called "Stubby Butt Farm" because of all the Manx cats that have taken up residence.
65.WHAT NAME WOULD YOU GIVE YOUR CAR?
Zion the ION
66.DO YOU STILL LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS?
No.
67.DO YOU HAVE A JOB?
Yes, finally one I adore.
68.WHAT DO YOU DO AT YOUR JOB?
I'm a sort of a nurse and a surgical assistant for a veterinarian.
69.WHAT DO YOU ENJOY MOST ABOUT YOUR JOB?
Interacting with the animals and talking to my boss, the vet, whom I've known, adored, and admired for many years.
70.HAVE YOU EVER HAD A FAIRYTALE "ONE TRUE LOVE" ?
Yes, but it's more of a Grimm Fairytale.
71.HAVE YOU EVER LOVED SOMEONE MORE THAN YOUR OWN LIFE?
Yes
72.HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN THINGS OFF WITH SOMEONE AND LATER REGRETTED IT?
No.
73.WOULD YOU EVER CHEAT ON THE PERSON YOU ARE DATING?
No
74.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR FAMILY ROOM?
Mostly brown, but there are a lot of blue hues as well.
75.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KITCHEN?
Orange-ish.
76.WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BEDROOM?
Dark blue.
77.WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CD RIGHT NOW?
Shriekback's "Big Night Music."
78. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM?
Even though it's no longer made, it's still my favourite: Ben & Jerry's Wavy Gravy
79.WHAT ARE YOUR FAVORITE SHOES?
My Birkenstocks.
80.DO YOU PARTICIPATE IN ANY RELIGION?
I'm a Witch.
81.DO YOU GO TO CHURCH?
See above somewhere, you dumbass.
82.DID YOU VOTE FOR BUSH?
No. I hate that fuckerer.
83.DID YOU VOTE FOR OBAMA?
Hell yes, and I'd do it again if given half the chance.
84.FOX NEWS OR CNN?
Anything but FAUX NEWS.
85.YELLOW GOLD OR WHITE GOLD?
Silver.
86.FAVORITE GEMSTONE?
Sapphire (Massassi preferably, hehehhehhehe)
87.PINK OR BLUE?
Neither.
88.BLACK SHOES OR BROWN SHOES?
Black.
89.TEXT OR TALK?
Give me email or give me death.
90.GAMECOCKS OR CLEMSON?
What the fuck? Neither. I wish them all a dreadful end when the Alpaca Lips occurs and the Terrifying Squeegee of God (tm) is unleashed upon them all.
With much love,
Tinhuviel
