Me < -------- MORON
Apr. 23rd, 2006 07:46 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
tinhuvielartanisI never got that bagel. Instead, I watched Alien and fought chicken pimples (not related except they occurred in the same time and space). Much much later, I decided I wanted grits, so I got my bowl, put in the grits and salt, and readied myself for a tasty treat. Then Aunt Tudi came in from outside and said, "Oh, that smells good. Are you popping popcorn?"
Two minutes into the four needed to microwave grits, I looked in the oven and realised that I hadn't put the fucking water on my grits and was cooking them dry. They were nice and toasted. I'm surprised they hadn't started flying out of the bowl and banging against the microwave door like buckshot. I don't have many grits left, so it was a drag having to throw that away and start all over again.
I'd like to know where the aliens took my brain and when they'll be returning it.
Two minutes into the four needed to microwave grits, I looked in the oven and realised that I hadn't put the fucking water on my grits and was cooking them dry. They were nice and toasted. I'm surprised they hadn't started flying out of the bowl and banging against the microwave door like buckshot. I don't have many grits left, so it was a drag having to throw that away and start all over again.
I'd like to know where the aliens took my brain and when they'll be returning it.
