Breaking and Entering

[tinhuvielartanis]

After years of wanting to have very little to do with us, Foley has now resorted to breaking and entering if we don't let her in the house when she thinks she should be in. The first time I found her on the back porch, I figured that one of us had accidentally let her out there without realising. About an hour later Aunt Tudi let Foley out through the front door. Thirty minutes after that, we heard a noise on the back porch and, when Aunt Tudi opened the door, in stomped Foley. Upon further investigation, a large hole was found in our screen. We'll have to get that repaired before we can let Smidgen and Shmoop out there at night (they can go out all day long, but I prefer they stay indoors at night) or Motley out there before her spaying on 2 March.

I'd cuff Foley and read her the Miranda, but she's such an angel when she sleeps, so I don't have the heart. What an amazing shift in attitude she's exhibited...


The way in.


Foley looking as guilty as sin, but not caring enough to remove her fat arse from the love seat.



Yeah, we'll have to get the screen repaired fairly quickly. Aunt Tudi has already expressed alarm at the possibility of Sven and/or Helga taking a shine to this portal and squeezing their little 'possum bottoms indoors. I'd laugh my arse off if that happened 'cos I know Aunt Tudi would have a right old hissy and probably pee her pants. She would then beat me senseless with my own Jesus Stick for laughing.