Holiday

[tinhuvielartanis]

I want to vacation in the Bermuda Triangle. It would be the perfect holiday! No one could reach me, the weather would more than likely be tempest-like, I'd get to see and experience new things, places, and people! Yeah, the Bermuda Triangle is for me. And how long would my holiday be? Hell, I could probably party down for years and no one would be angry with me when I got back. They'd just be grateful to see me. And I'd be a celebrity upon my victorious return. Mary Hart would want to interview me and I would be offered a square on Hollywood Squares, but my square would be a triangle in honour of my happy holiday. I could start my own religion and channel the spirit of an ancient Atlantean cleric whom I met during my sojourn into the Bermuda Triangle. I could establish my empire in the Pacific Northwest and welcome Sasquatch onto my thousands of acres of land whereupon he could roam, being a free-range Bigfoot.