tinhuvielartanis: (Londo Mollari)

Let's a wee survey, just for shits and giggles...

NAME: Tracy Angelina

NICKNAMES: Tinhuviel, Tin, TinTin, T, George, Dumpling, Darth Shriek
GENDER: Female-ish

STAR SIGN: Virgo-sun, Libra-moon, Sagittarius-rising

HEIGHT: 5’5”

SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Aesthetically, straight.  I’m very attracted to the male form.  In actual practice, I’d have to say I’m asexual, as I’m just not interested.



TIME RIGHT NOW: 3 PM Pacific Daylight Time

AVERAGE HOURS OF SLEEP: Maybe around 3, if I’m lucky.

LUCKY NUMBER: 5 and increments there of.


FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER: Tom Hardy.  Yeah, I know he’s not fictional, but he’s damned close, in my personal canon.
NUMBER OF BLANKETS I SLEEP UNDER: One, but it’s really thick.
FAVOURITE BAND OR ARTIST: I have five.  They are:  1) Shriekback 2) Electric Light Orchestra 3) XTC 4) Oingo Boingo 4) Concrete Blonde.
DREAM TRIP: One way to England.
DREAM JOB: Writing in various capacities.
WHAT DO YOU POST ABOUT?: Anything and everything.  If I’m able to write about it, I’ll do my best to do just that, here on the Cliffs.

tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)

I haven’t done one of these in about 10,000 years, so let’s get this show on the road.

This is all true. photo 1264091_10153348891685721_288267917_o.jpg1. Full name: Tracy Angelina Evans
2. Nicknames: Tin, Tinhuviel, George, Darth Shriek
3. Birthplace: Asheville, North Carolina USA
4. Birthday: 10 September, 1967
5. Where Do You Live Now?: San Diego, California
6. Parent(s): Father Unit has passed.  Mother Unit is here in San Diego.
7. Sibling(s): ZERO
8. Looks: Better off invisible.
9. Favourite Animal(s): Anything non-human, except for millipedes and centipedes.  Like humans, they can go fuck themselves.
10. Favorite TV Show(s): Impractical Jokers, Better Call Saul

11. Favorite Kind(s) Of Music: Most everything but Country and Opera.
12. Favorite Movie(s): Sci-Fi, Unusual, Conceptual, Foreign
13. School: Some college, focusing on English and Veterinary Assistance
14. Future School: I’m too old for this question. The Chapel Perilous

15. Future Job: Testing new, effective sleep aids.
16. Boyfriend/Girlfriend: nah
17. Best Buds: I’m a bit of a hermit these days.
18. Favorite Candy: Milk Dud
19. Hobbies: Music, reading, writing
20. Things You Collect: Grudges, CDs, movies, moments in time.

21. Do You Have A Personal Phone Line: Yes
22. Favorite Body Part Of The Opposite Sex? The eyes and brain
23. Any Tattoos And Where Of What?: Red & Black Triskele on right hand, Green Shriekback logo on left hand, Mwanza Flat-headed Agama with green and blue hues instead of pinkish and blue.
24. Piercing(s) And Where?: not anymore
25. What Do You Sleep in?: clothing
26. Do you like Chain Letters: aw HELL NAW.
27. Best Advice: Reality is peripheral.
28. Favorite Quotes: Hope for the best, expect the worst. - Mel Brooks.
29. Non-sport Activity You Enjoy: sleep
30. Dream Car: A transporter

31. Favorite Thing To Do In Spring: Avoid the sun.
32. What’s Your Bedtime: Whenever I’m lucky.
33. Where Do You Shop: Wherever I can.
34. Coke or Pepsi: Cheerwine

35. Favorite Thing(s) To Wear?: Something loose that will allow me to blend into my surroundings.
36. Favorite Subject(s) In School: English and Creative Writing

37. Favorite Color(s): Green, Red, Black
38. Favorite People To Talk To Online: People with brains and a wicked sense of humour that has set them on the road to Hell.

39. Root-Beer or Dr. Pepper? Root beer

40. Do You Shave? I’m too old for that bullshit.

41. Favorite Vacation Spot(s): I don’t do vacations.  My favourite place to BE is England.
42. Favorite Family Member(s): Smidgen
43. Did You Eat Paint Chips When You Were a Kid? WHAT?
44. Favorite CD you own: Currently Without Real String or Fish by Shriekback
45. The ONE Person Who You Hate The Most: Going with an old standard here and saying Pat Robertson.
46. Favorite Food(s)?: Potatoes
47. Who Is The Hottest Guy or Girl In The World?: I have a very short list.
48. What Is Your Favorite Salad Dressing?: Bleu Cheese.
49. When You Die, Do You Wanna Be Buried or Burned Into Ashes? I don’t care, as long as I end up on Craggy Dome.
50. Do You Believe In Aliens?: Absolutely.

51. If You Had The Chance To Professionally Do Something, What would You Do? I’m already a Professional Misanthropist.
52. Things You Obsess Over: Various artists, ideas, philosophies, theories, general weirdness
53. Favorite Day of the Week: Don’t bloody care.
54. An Authority Figure You Hate: The Feudal Mistress still tops the list.
55. Favorite Disney Movie: Bambi
56. What Is Your Favorite Season? Winter
57. What Toppings Do You Like On Your pizza? Cheese, with extra cheese, and cheese on the side.
58. Do You Like Your School Food Itself (As In The District Food): I never ate it.
59. If You Could Live Anywhere, Where Would You Live? Avebury, Wiltshire, UK
60. Favorite Thing(s) To Do On Weekends: Sleep, if I can accomplish it.

61. Favorite Magazine(s): Don’t have one.
62. Favorite Flower(s): White rose

63. Favorite Number(s): 5

64. Favorite Ice Cream flavor(s): Ben & Jerry’s Wavy Gravy

65. What Kind of Guys/Girls Are You Attracted to?: Dangerously intelligent, beautiful, talented, and hilarious.

66. What’s Your Most Embarrassing Moment? I inadvertently introduced myself to someone as his wife.

67. If You Could Change One Thing About Yourself What Would It be? I would be fearless.

68. Do You Eat Breakfast First Then Brush Your Teeth or Brush first ten eat breakfast: breakfast first.

69. Favorite Time of Day: Whenever I get to sleep.

70. Can A Guy and Girl Be Just “Best Friends?”: Why not?

71. Do You Ask The Girl/Guy Out Or Do You Wait For Them To Come To You?: I don’t go there anymore.

72. Do You Mind Paying For Sex? I never would.

73. What’s The Most Important thing In Someone’s Personality: Sentience

74. Do you have a pager or cell phone? Cell

75. Favorite Sport: Flambodious Butt-walking

76. What Was the Best Gift You Ever Received? Love

77. How Long Did This Letter Take You To Finish?: Not very long.

78. What Did You Listen To While Completing It?: Electric Light Orchestra’s Alone in the Universe.

79. Are you or would you like to be married in the near future (next 5 years)? NEGATIVE

80. Don’t u just hate how psychics never win the lottery? I hate it more than I don’t win the lottery. I hate psychics, especially the ones who claim to talk to your dead relatives.  They’re grifters who should be drawn and quartered.  The End.

tinhuvielartanis: (Londo Mollari)

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Name/Nickname: Name: Tracy Angelina   Nicknames:  Dumpling, George, Reptile/Reppie, Tinhuviel, Tin, Darth Shriek


Age/Birthdate/Sign: 47, September 10, 1967, Virgo


Myers-Briggs (if you know it):  INFP - The Mediator 


How long have you had your LJ: 13 years, 3 months.


What does your username mean: It's my Craft name, taken from The Silmarillion, being the nickname Beren gave Lúthien when he first beheld her singing and dancing in the forest.  It's Sindarin for "nightingale".  I added the 'h' to the original spelling of the name (Tinúviel) for numerological purposes.  Six years after my initiation, I found my way onto the Internet in 1998.  When prompted to create an account with AOL, Tinhuviel became my online presence as well.  I came to LiveJournal in 2002 and brought my name along with me.


What is your favorite thing about LJ: It's writer-friendly, which I deeply appreciate, but my favourite thing about LJ is the people.  I have forged many lifelong friendships through the site, and I'm very grateful for that.


What is your least favorite thing about LJ: Semagic was my lifeline to the site for the majority of the time I've been here.  When I switched to Mac, though, I can no longer use Semagic, nor have I found a comparable client.  As a result, I'm not as plugged in to my friends' page as I used to be, and I have lost quite a few posts to Internet interruption while trying to post a new entry on the site itself. 


What is your motivation on Live Journal? It was originally a safety valve where I could go rant instead of picking up a gun and crawling into a tower.  I had an incredibly stressful job at the time I joined, so the medium became my primary outlet.  It also serves as a playground for writing ideas as well as socially charged opinion pieces.


Have you ever met anyone on your F List in real life? I have indeed.


Do you have a paid subscription? I have a Permanent Account.


Where do you live? San Diego, California, United States


Do you have an accent? Yes.  A North Carolina accent.


Do you have pets? Yes.  Smidgen the cat and Toby the dog.


Do you/Did you go to school: Yes.  Graduated high school and have had some college and tech school experience, as well.


Do you work: Not anymore.


Where/What do you do: I write.


Do you have more drama at home or at work: The only drama I have is where I live now.


What do you often write about: Vampires, philosophy, scientific theories, religion, social issues, music, and movies.


What else should readers know: I love you.

tinhuvielartanis: (Augury)

  1. Place: Avebury, Wiltshire

  2. Person: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

  3. Color: Black

  4. Food: Potatoes

  5. Smell: Egyptian Musk

  6. Book: The Silmarillion

  7. Movie: There are too many...

  8. Music artist: Shriekback

  9. Genre of music: There are too many...

  10. Genre of literature: Sci-Fi/Fantasy

  11. Magazine: It used to be Starlog.

  12. Texture: Flannel

  13. Time of day: When there is no sun.

  14. Day of the week: Hump Day!

  15. Tumblr: At the moment, it would be deanlearnerspixellatederection.

  16. Thing to do when bored: Write

  17. Celebrity: Whoopi Goldberg

  18. Class in school: English

  19. Website other than Tumblr: LiveJournal!

  20. Drink: Cheerwine

  21. Precious stone: Sapphire

  22. Animal: Camelids of all shapes and sizes.

  23. Flower: The rose

  24. Time in history: The Roman Empire, from the rule of Caligula going forward.

  25. Font: I am fond of Papyrus.

  26. Video game: King's Field II


  28. Play: Stephen Berkoff's Metamorphosis

  29. Sound: Smidgen's purr.

  30. Fruit: Peach

  31. Vegetable: Potato

  32. Store/shop: Best Buy

  33. Article of clothing you own: The Shriekback Bruxelles tee

  34. Fashion/style: relaxed.

  35. Pattern: Plaid and Paisley

  36. Workout: HAHAHAHAHA!

  37. Quote: "Hope for the best, expect the worst." - Mel Brooks

  38. Historical figure: Gaius Caligula

  39. Boy’s name: Gabriel

  40. Girl’s name: Lirit

  41. Potato chip flavor: Cheddar and Sour Cream

  42. Meal of the day: Whichever I can keep down.

  43. Ice cream flavor: Ben & Jerry's Wavy Gravy

  44. Soda: Cheerwine

  45. Popcorn flavor: Movie-theatre butter

  46. Season: Winter

  47. Month of the year:  November

  48. Word: Inviolate

  49. Disney princess: Shenzi

  50. Insult: "You're dumber than an idiot."  (As uttered by Craig T. Nelson in the movie, Creature.)

  51. Joke: Anything that would make Pun Husky laugh.

  52. Cussword: Fuck.

  53. Letter: V

  54. YouTube channel: Epic Rap Battles of History

  55. Eye color: Blue

  56. Memory: I forget.

  57. Dessert: Cheesecake

  58. Candy: Cadbury Caramel Eggs

  59. Restaurant: D.Z. Akins

  60. Lifehack: I don't have one.

  61. Language: Sindarin

  62. Thing to learn about: The multiverse.

  63. Thing about yourself: I'll get back to you on that one.


Aug. 30th, 2014 07:19 pm
tinhuvielartanis: (Default)
I lifted this from [livejournal.com profile] purplehez. Thanks, chiclet!

As you begin this survey, what is the current date and time? 30 August, 2014 3:05 PM Pacific.
How has your day been so far? Okay. Nothing to write home about, which is good, since I'm at home, and that would just be redundant.
How are you? Are you okay? I just thought I’d ask, because people don’t always bother to ask. Better than I have been in a while, actually.
If you’re NOT okay, what’s wrong? I'm wrestling with a little bit of writer's block right now.
The last time you left your house, where did you go? I went to the doctor and dentist on Thursday.
Are you wearing anything blue? Nope.
What tinned foods do you currently have in your cupboard? Cat food.
Who was the last person you yelled at? Why? The Mother Unit, so she could hear me. The woman needs a hearing aid.
Do you know anyone named Graham? Yes, I do.
Are you sitting next to anyone? Yes, Smidgen and Toby.
How many girls do you know named Alison? I don't think I know any Allisons.
Do you dislike the last person you Facebook messaged? No.
Who was the last person that sent you a Facebook friend request, and you ignored them? Why did you ignore them? It looked like a spam account.
Is there a certain person that you only have to think about, and you automatically smile? Four of them.
Do you dunk biscuits in your tea/coffee? Biscuits as in cookies? No. Flour biscuits with butter? YES.
Who is your favourite person to have weird random conversations with? MeShel'le
Does it bother you when someone goes offline without saying “bye”? Nope.
Is there anyone in your group of friends that you don’t completely trust? If so, why do you feel that you can’t trust them? I've noticed a trend where they kind of take financial advantage of you or, by way of you, your friends. And they do it very subtly.
When was the last time you used a computer in a public place? About two years.
A random fact about the person you like. They adore Bollywood.
Do you prefer to do the asking out, or be asked out? How about neither?
Is there anything happening soon, that you’re NOT looking forward to? The Horribledays.
Have you forgiven the last person that broke your heart? Sith don't forgive and don't forget, but I am civil with him.
Are you home alone right now? If so, where are the people you live with? Negatory.
What colour was the last towel you used? Red.
Are you planning on getting drunk anytime soon? No.
Are you a chocoholic? I adore chocolate, but I can do without it for very long periods of time.
Name the last 5 males you talked to, outside of family. Matt, Paul, Barry, Alan, and Boba.
Name the last 5 females you talked to, outside of family. Kat, Megs, Ginny, Mary, and Neith.
Did you ever have an imaginary friend as a child? What was his/her name? I had an imaginary dog on an imaginary leash. I can't remember his name.
What’s the date and time now? 30 August, 2014 7:15 PM Pacific.
tinhuvielartanis: (EYE-GORE)
Been a while since I've done one of these...

If you could…

  1. Travel anywhere, where would it be? England

  2. Meet anyone, who would it be? Jeff Lynne

  3. Bring anyone dead back to life, who would it be? Aunt Tudi

  4. Be anyone for a day, who would it be? Michonne from The Walking Dead.

  5. Get anything for free for the rest of your life what would it be? Air travel.

  6. Change one thing about your life what would it be? Id no longer have insomnia.

  7. Have any superpower what would it be? Mind control.

  8. Be any animal for a day which would you be? A pissed-off llama.

  9. Date anyone who would it be? NO COMMENT.

  10. Change one thing about the world what would it be? Eradicate the human race.

  11. Live in any fictional universe which would you choose? Star Wars

  12. Eliminate one of your human needs which would you get rid of? Hunger.

  13. Change one thing about your physical appearance what would it be? Id like to be paler, please.

  14. Change one of your personality traits which would you choose? I wouldnt be such a procrastinator.

  15. Be talented at anything instantly what would you choose? I always wanted to be a musician.

  16. Forget one event in your life which would you choose? Embarrassing or tragic?

  17. Erase an event from history (make it so it never happened) which would you choose? Shoah.

  18. Have any hair/eye/skin color, which would you choose? black/red/white (as in ash white, not caucasian)

  19. Be any weight/body type, which would you choose? I need to be thinner, but I really cant be bothered anymore.

  20. Live in any country/city, where would you choose? Avebury, England

  21. Change one law in your country, which would you change? Cannabis usage would be legal.  Period.

  22. Be any height, which would you choose? Im fine with 55"

  23. Have any job in the world, which would you choose? Hunter sniper.

  24. Have anything appear in your pocket right now, what would it be? The Philosophers Stone.

  25. Have anyone beside you right now, who would it be? NO COMMENT.

tinhuvielartanis: (Shriekback Logo)
  • 1. what’s your favorite band?   Shriekback
  • 2. who’s your favorite band member?  Barry Andrews
  • 3. who’s your least favorite member from your favorite band?  I don't have one.
  • 4. what’s one band you haven’t seen that you wish you could?  Shriekback
  • 5. what’s the best show you’ve ever been to?  Jeff Lynne/ELO VH-1 Storytellers shoot
  • 6. what’s the best festival you’ve ever been to?  Celtic Music Fest
  • 7. what’s one song you wish you could see live?  Nemesis
  • 8. what’s one song you wish you could hear acoustic?  Need Her Love by Jeff Lynne
  • 9. what’s the most underrated band today?  Shriekback
  • 10. what’s the most overrated band today?  Justin Bieber
  • 11. what’s your favorite lyric from your favorite song?  (not my favourite song, but certainly one of my favourite lyrics) "Like the swallows in the Winter, like the swarming of the bees, some blind and sure desire is motivating me.  Call it poetry in motion, call it energy at play, call it spirit into matter, makes no difference what they say."
  • 12. what’s your favorite song chorus? I just wanna take someone else's holiday, Sometimes the grass is greener and someone else's sugar is sweeter.
  • 13. what’s your favorite song to listen to during car trips? Anything techno
  • 14. what’s your favorite song to listen to in the shower? I don't
  • 15. what’s your favorite song to get-in-on to? Anything Massive Attack
  • 16. what’s your favorite piece of band merch? My Shriek press kits.
  • 17. what’s one piece of band merch you wish you owned?  The Harming Tree
  • 18. if you could design a piece of merch for your favorite band, what would it be and what would it look like? A genetic spiral with off-shoots of varying colour, each band representing a core member or surrounding tribal contributor.
  • 19. what’s your favorite signature you’ve gotten from a band?  Barry Andrews 
  • 20. what’s your favorite meeting-a-band-member story? HAHA Too long for this survey
  • 21. what’s one thing you wish you could say to a band member?  Thank you for teaching me to write, to sing, to be who I am today. 
  • 22. what’s one band you wish you got into sooner?  Shriekback.  I was approximately 5 years late.
  • 23. what’s your favorite thing to do at a concert? (mosh, dance, crowdsurf, etc)  Listen to the fucking music.
  • 24. what’s your favorite band poster you own?  Shriekback 
  • 25. what’s one album you could listen to on repeat forever?  Eldorado by Electric Light Orchestra
  • 26. top five played songs in itunes? 'Despite Dense Weed' - Shriekback, 'Viva La Vida' - Coldplay, 'Rebirth of Slick' - Digable Planets, 'Mercy Street' - Peter Gabriel, 'Clubbed to Death' - Rob Dougan
  • 27. favorite quote from any band member?  I don't think I have one. 
  • 28. favorite interview moment from any band member?  When Barry is looking down at the interviewer while she's talking, and he has this expression on his face as though he is saying, "I am going to eat you after the cameras stop rolling."  I find that amusing.
  • 29. band member you’re most attracted to?  Jeff Lynne will always be my #1. 
  • 30. what’s one band that everyone loves, but you hate?  Justin Bieber
  • 31. what’s your least favorite album from your favorite band?  'Tench.'
  • 32. if you could work for any band, which would you work for?  Shriekback, and I already sort of do, peripherally.
  • 33. what song is playing at this very moment?  Oio "Sohoro" 
  • 34. what’s your favorite music video from any band?  'Lullaby' by the Cure 
  • 35. what’s one band you wish would have been on warped this year? What is a warped?
  • 36. if you created your own band, what would it sound like? Horrible, I'm not very good at making music.
  • 37. if you made your own tour and had four bands and one headliner, who would you pick and for which roles?  Double-header - Jeff Lynne and Shriekback (schizophrenic, yes?), Dave Matthews/Tim Reynolds, the Cure, Coldplay, and Apocalyptica 
  • 38. what’s one band you wish would make a live video/documentary?  Shriekback 
  • 39. what’s one band member that you wish would start their own clothing line?  What??
  • 40. what band member do you ship yourself with? I don't understand the question.
  • tinhuvielartanis: (Bible)

    1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?  No.
    2. You talked to an ex today, correct?  No.
    3. Have you taken someones virginity?  Only their mental virginity.
    4. Is trust a big issue for you?  ::looks around:: why are you asking me this?
    5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?  I don't like anyone.
    6. What are you excited for?  I found an album I've been looking for, for 26 years.

    7. What happened tonight?  I discovered that some of my friends are blind and crazy.

    8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?  I don't care.
    9. Is confidence cute?  I have no clue.
    10. What is the last beverage you had?  CHEERWINE
    11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?  I don't fully trust anyone. 

    12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?  Yeah, I got them when they were just pants in the 80s.

    13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?  Probably write.
    14. What are you going to spend money on next?  Janet Russell's album 'Gathering the Fragments.'

    15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?  No.
    16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?  I haven't changed in the past 22 years, so I doubt three months is gonna make much of a bloody difference.

    17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?  Only 8 people on a special filter on my Live Journal.

    18. The last time you felt broken?  Last August.
    19. Have you had sex today? No.
    20. Are you starting to realize anything?  I realised it about three months ago, and it still deeply distresses me.

    21. Are you in a good mood?  I am a Sith.  I am never in a good mood.
    22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?  I've been doing that for 22 years.

    23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?  Yes.
    24. What do you want right this second?  For my Demon Child to stop terrorising me.

    25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?  WHAT?  This is stupid.

    26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?  Yes.
    27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?  I am not able to date anyone anymore.  Just not interested.

    28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?  Does nervous, uncomfortable laughter count?

    29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?  Yes.
    30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?  No.
    31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?  I don't talk to boys.  Children do not interest me.

    32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?  NONONONONO!

    33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?  I'm drinking soda right now, so does that answer your question?

    34. Listening to?  Just guess.
    35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?  I draw in pencil, write in pen, and stab people with a letter opener.

    36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?  Dead.
    37. Do you believe in love at first sight?  Yes, but only because it happened to me once.

    38. Who did you last call?  My Aunt Janice.
    39. Who was the last person you danced with?  John Travolta at Jack Rabbit Slims.  We won.

    40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?  Goodbye.
    41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?  I cannot remember.  I am old and forgetful.

    42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?  No.  One is dead and the other is approximately 3000 miles away.

    43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?  Embarrassment isn't the correct word.  Mortification is more like it.

    44. Do you tan in the nude?  I do not tan.
    45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?  What the fuck is it with all these kiss questions?

    46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?  No, I never talk to anyone that long.

    47. Who was the last person to call you?  My pal Stephanie, but I didn't get her call.

    48. Do you sing in the shower?  I sing every-damn-where.
    49. Do you dance in the car?  Yes, what of it?
    50. Ever used a bow and arrow?  Yes.
    51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?  1990
    52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?  No, I know that they're cheesy.
    53. Is Christmas stressful?  Every day is stressful.
    54. Ever eat a pierogi?  Yes.
    55. Favorite type of fruit pie?  Blueberry.
    56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?  A journalist in London, a minister, a nun, a writer, and an archaeologist.

    57. Do you believe in ghosts?  Yes.
    58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?  More than I care to think about.
    59. Take a vitamin daily?  Yes.
    60. Wear slippers?  I wear Birks 24/7.
    61. Wear a bath robe?  No.
    62. What do you wear to bed?  An ironic smile.
    63. First concert?  Some military brass band hoo-ha I was dragged to as a child.

    64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?  None of them.
    65. Nike or Adidas?  Neither.
    66. Cheetos Or Fritos?  Cheetos
    67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?  Sunflower seeds.
    68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?  The ones that are turned down or, preferably, OFF.

    69. Ever take dance lessons?  No.
    70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?  I don't picture a future spouse but, if I did, they'd have to be in the Arts in some form or fashion.

    71. Can you curl your tongue?  In some godawful contortions.
    72. Ever won a spelling bee?  Yes.
    73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?  I almost did today.
    74. What is your favorite book?  'The Silmarillion' by JRR Tolkien, but 'Imajica' by Clive Barker is a very close second.

    75. Do you study better with or without music?  I do everything better with music.

    76. Regularly burn incense?  Yes.
    77. Ever been in love?  Yes.
    78. Who would you like to see in concert?  Um, let's see...  This is a trick question, right?  Seriously, need anyone every ask me this?  I mean really?

    79. What was the last concert you saw?  Dave Matthews and Tim Reynolds
    80. Hot tea or cold tea?  Tea..Earl Grey..hot.
    81. Tea or coffee?  Tea please.
    82. Favorite type of cookie?  Hot and soft.  (that sounds bad...)
    83. Can you swim well?  No, but I can float like a motherfucker.
    84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?  Yes.
    85. Are you patient?  No, I demand everything nownownownow
    86. DJ or band, at a wedding?  I don't give a flying flip.
    87. Ever won a contest?  Yes!  I won a Bible for writing the best Family Values essay.  I entered as a joke, considering my politics and spiritual proclivities. 

    88. Ever have plastic surgery?  No.
    89. Which are better black or green olives?  Black.
    90. Opinions on sex before marriage?  Whatever fries your onions is fine by me, I do not care.

    91. Best room for a fireplace?  Living room.
    92. Do you want to get married?  NOOOO!

    tinhuvielartanis: (Thy Mama)
    The second one in a month, after a long dry spell from hell!

  • 1. What is your best friends name?  Todd
  • 2. What color underwear/boxers wearing now? White
  • 3. What are you listening to right now? "Mofo" by U2
  • 4. Whats your favorite number? 5 and increments thereof.
  • 5. What was the last thing you ate? Chicken rice
  • 6. If you were a crayon what color would you be?  Black 
  • 7. How is the weather right now? Hot and Sunny, wash-rinse-repeat
  • 8. Who was the last person you talked 2 on the phone? Diane
  • 9. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their eyes
  • 10. Do you have a significant other? Not technically
  • 11. Favorite TV show? I don't have one.
  • 12. Siblings? Nope
  • 13. Height? 5'5"
  • 14. Hair color? Brown
  • 15. Eye Color? Blue
  • 16. Do you wear contacts? No 
  • 17. Favorite Holiday? TODAY!!
  • 18. Month? November
  • 19. Have you ever cried for no reason? No 
  • 20. What was the last movie you watched? Made in Britain
  • 21. Favorite Day of the Year? Any day that god doesn't try to fuck my shit up
  • 22. Are you too shy to ask someone out? LOOOOLLLLL!!!!!1!
  • 23. Can you do a headstand (not using the wall)? Only if I want to break my neck in 4 places.
  • 24. Hugs or Kisses? Neither.
  • 25. Chocolate or Vanilla? Chocolate
  • 26. Do you want your friends to respond to this?  Only if they want to. 
  • 27. Who is most likely to respond to a text from you? I don't text.
  • 28. Who is least likely to respond to a text from you? Everyone.
  • 29. What books are you reading? Apocalypse How and Weaveworld
  • 30. Piercings? Not anymore.  My ears have grown over.  Now that I have short hair, I may have to change that.
  • 31. Favorite movies?  Lord of the Rings trilogy, The Fifth Element, and pretty much anything with Tim Roth in it right now.
  • 32. Favorite football Team? I do not have one, since I hate football.
  • 33. What are you doing right now? Writing on The Waltham Phantom and shaking my fist at god.
  • 34. Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn? Butter.  Lots and lots of butter.
  • 37. Dogs or cats? I have both, but I prefer cats.
  • 38. Favorite flower? The rose, preferably white.
  • 39. Been caught doing something you weren't supposed to do?  Yeah, posting on my Facebook. 
  • 40. Do you have a best friend of the opposite sex? Yeah, duh, see #1.
  • 41. Have you ever loved someone? Of course.
  • 42. Who would you like to see right now? I plead the Fifth.
  • 43. Are you still friends with people from kindergarten? I did not attend Kindergarten.
  • 44. Have you ever fired a gun? Only a water gun.
  • 45. Do you like to travel by plane? Sure, once it's in the air.
  • 46. Right-handed or Left-handed? Both, actually.  Right-hand writer, but I'm left-sided.
  • 47. How many pillows do you sleep with? Two.
  • 48. Are you missing someone? I miss her every day.
  • 49. Do you have a tattoo? Two.  One of a red & black Triskele on the back of my right hand, and a green Shriekback/Convergence logo on the back of my left hand.
  • 50. Have you ever fallen in love with someone and not told them? This is a cruel joke, isn't it?
  • tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)

    This was sent to me via email, but I don't do email that much anymore. So here goes. Take it if you wish, don't if you've no interest. I'm tagging no one 'cos you're all my friends and I take interest in what you have to say.

    2010 Friend Survey
    Welcome to the 2010 edition of getting to know your Friends. 'Press FORWARD' then change all the answers so they apply to you and then send this to your friends including the person who sent it to you.
    The theory is that you will learn a lot of little things about your friends that you might not have known!

    ready steady here we go! )
    tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)
    - Age: 42
    - Available: Not bloody likely
    - Annoyance: Manipulators
    - Animal: Alpaca
    - Actor: Kevin Spacey
    -Actress: Sharon Stone

    - Beer: Guinness
    - Birthday: 10 September, 1967
    - Best Friend(s): Todd, Steph, Diane, Trav
    - Best feeling in the world: Finishing a book (writing one, not reading one)
    - Blind or Deaf: Blind ~ I must have my music
    - Been in Love: unfortunately
    - Been bitched out? Just last night.
    - Believe in yourself? More than I used
    - Believe in Magic: Yes, in a young girl’s heart
    - Believe in Santa: Almost once
    - Believe in Ghosts/spirits: Perhaps

    - Car: 2003 Saturn ION 1
    - Candy: Milky Way Caramel
    - Color: Black
    - Cried in school: Once…once
    - Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate
    - Cake or pie: A pie right in the face.
    - Country to visit: England and then I’d just stay

    - Day or Night: Night.
    - Dream vehicle: Horse
    - Dance: More than you think
    - Dance in the rain: Usually when I do dance
    - Do the splits? Not willingly

    - Eggs: scrambled with cheese
    - Eyes: silver blue
    - Ever been in a hospital? Yes
    - Ever committed a crime? No, but I have been arrested >:|
    - Ever been suspended? No
    - Ever failed a class? No

    - First crush: Harold Lloyd, although he never said much.
    - Full name: Tracy Angelina Evans
    - First thoughts waking up: damn, again? Really? Really? FUCK
    - Food: bananas
    - Flower: roses

    - Greatest Fear: Rejection and Abandonment, both of which I enjoyed this past year.
    - Giver or taker: I give too much, way too damned much
    - Gum: no thanks
    - Get along with your parents? Yes.
    - Good luck charm: Owl wallet

    In Girls/Guys:
    -Eye colour: Blue
    -Hair Colour: Black
    -Short/Long hair: Long or none
    -Height: Doesn’t matter
    -Clothing Style: Goth or Hippie…or Hippiegoth

    - Hair Color: Chestnut
    - Height: 5' 5.5”
    - Happy: I’m trying
    - Holiday: Thanksgiving
    - How do you want to die: alongside my race on 12-21-2012
    - Hate: Manipulators
    - Habits: Blogging

    - Ice Cream: Wavy Gravy
    - Instrument: Piano

    Jewlery: Triskele pendant necklace and ring, and a pentagram ring (all Sterling silver)

    - Kids? Only on the menu
    - Kickboxing or karate: Kung Fu suckas!
    - Keep a journal? Oh yes

    - Longest Car Ride?: From Duncan to Virginia Beach (no breaks)
    - Love: hurts
    - Letter: L
    - Laughed so hard you cried: many many times.
    - Last person who:
    1. Slept in a bed beside you? The mother unit
    2. Saw you cry? Aunt Tudi
    3. Went to the movies with? Can’t remember
    5. You went to lunch with? Aunt Tudi
    6. You talked to on the phone? Steph
    7. Made you laugh? Aunt Tudi

    - Milk flavour: Chocolate
    - Mooned anyone? No
    - Marriage? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooo
    - Motion sickness? Not any more
    - McD's or BK? BK
    - Music: Any and everything as long as it’s good.
    - Movie: Vampyr

    - Number of Siblings: 0
    - Number of Piercings: 0

    - Overused Phrases: I don’t have any.
    - One wish: To have more wishes.
    - One phobia: Millipedes
    - OCD: OH YES.
    - Place you'd like to live: In a cave on a mountain, far from everything and everyone.
    - Perfect Pizza: New York Pizza

    -Quote: "Hope for the best, expect the worst, some drink Champagne, some die of thirst. No way of knowing which way it’s going, hope for the best, expect the worst.” ~Mel Brooks

    - Reason to cry: Give me a reason not to.
    - Reality T.V: HATE…IT…
    - Radio Station: I don’t have one. I have an iPod.
    - Roll your tongue in a circle? Yes, but why would I?

    - Shoe size: 9.5
    - Salad: anything but cucumbers with Bleu Cheese on the side. Thanks.
    - Scent: Egyptian Musk
    - Skipped school:Once
    - Slept outside: Once
    - Seen a dead body? Once
    - Smoked? What?
    - Skinny dipped? Almost
    - Shower Daily? Juss
    - Song? I’m still stuck on “Despite Dense Weed” by Shriekback
    - Sing well? I’ve been told that I do.
    - Sing in the shower? No
    - Swear? I swear like a goddamned sailor on leave in a whorehouse
    - Stuffed? No, but it would be a nice way to be preserved after death.
    - Single/Group dates: No dates, how about?
    - Strawberries/Blueberries: Blueberries.
    - Scientists need to invent: A way to eradicate humanity without harming the other living things on this planet.

    - Talents? Writing, acting, singing
    - Tattoos? A Triskele on my right hand (red & black)
    - Time for bed: Whenever the gods will allow me.
    - Thunderstorms: They get in your way sometimes.
    - TV: Some of it doesn’t suck
    - Touch your tongue to your nose? No

    - Unpredictable: Travis would say no.

    - Vegetable you hate: asparagus (God took ass, elongated it, turned it green, and called it a vegetable. That was a funny one, God, you cared)
    - Vegetable you love: The Almighty TATER

    - Weakness: Letting people in
    -What do you want to be when you grow up: An ~author~
    - Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Todd and I seem to share a lot, but it’s not so much we’re copying each other as it is we were cut from the same evil subsection of the creation tree.
    - Wedding song? “Back in Black” while I walk down the aisle flipping off my guests.
    - Wanted to be a model? no
    - Where do we go when we die: Where our spirit takes us.
    - Worst weather: I got two words for you: South Carolina

    - X-Rays: I’ve had so many, I probably can glow in the dark
    - X-Men? Magneto FTW!!! \O/
    -Year it is now: 2010.
    -Yellow: Game of Death track suit (I want)

    - Zoo animal: There’s no such thing as a zoo animal. There are animals incarcerated in zoos.
    - Zodiac sign: Virgo
    tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)
    Stolen from the effervescent [livejournal.com profile] manifestress! A meme from your friendly neighbourhood insomniac.

    CROSS OFF THE STUFF YOU'VE DONE (actually I prefer to bold them)

    Graduated High School.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked cigarettes
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park.
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time with out sleep. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!)
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed
    Dealt drugs.
    Taken a college level course
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs.
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.

    Ran a marathon.
    Your parents got divorced.
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.

    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on.
    Written a 10 page letter. (this meme is a ten-page letter!) let's cut to the chase, shall we? )
    tinhuvielartanis: (Ren WTF)
    I got this from the effervescent [livejournal.com profile] ici1011!

    Meme me, meme you.

    1. Respond with something random about you.
    2. Tell you which color you remind me of.
    3. Tell you my first memory of you.
    4. Tell you what animal you remind me of.
    5. Ask you something I've always wondered about you.
    6. Tell you my favorite thing about you.
    7. Tell you my least favorite thing about you.
    8. Challenge you to post this on your journal.
    tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)
    Here are the rules - post this list in your journal.

    If I tagged YOU, it's because I want to know more about YOU! (and I mean that, so humour me, won't you? If you see this, consider yourself tagged kapische?)

    1. WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE? No, but my cousin named her little girl Angelina after me.

    2. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU CRIED? I'm crying right now. Jar Jar Binks was just introduced in 'The Phantom Menace.'

    3. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING? It's not as good as it used to be because I type everything now.

    4. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE LUNCH MEAT? Roast beef or, as it's known in Whoville, roast beast.

    5. DO YOU HAVE KIDS? My four-legged co-habitants are my kids, just as the characters in my short stories and books.


    7. DO YOU USE SARCASM? We've a mutual agreement. I use it and it uses me. Symbiosis, man. All...the...way...

    8. DO YOU STILL HAVE YOUR TONSILS? Yes. They bump together like clackers whenever I get sick.

    9. WOULD YOU BUNGEE JUMP? I'd jump over the bungee cord to get the hell out of there.

    10. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE CEREAL? Anything resembling Muesli.

    11. DO YOU UNTIE YOUR SHOES WHEN YOU TAKE THEM OFF? No, I wear Birkenstocks, so they just slide on and off, all groovy-like. Any self-respecting Hippie would follow suit.

    13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE ICE CREAM? Ben & Jerry's Wavy Gravy. They no longer make it, so the world is a lesser place for that unwise decision.


    15. RED OR PINK? Blood red.

    16. WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE THING ABOUT YOURSELF? My ability to make people cry with just a few well-chosen words.

    17. WHO DO YOU MISS THE MOST? Living or dead? This question can't be adequately answered.

    18. DO YOU WANT EVERYONE TO COMPLETE THIS LIST? It'd be nice, but I know it won't happen.


    21. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO RIGHT NOW? Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace


    23. FAVORITE SMELLS? Egyptian Musk and English sheep poop, but not together. And the sheep poop has a very organic aroma. It brings back an incredible deluge of ancestral memories.


    25. DO YOU LIKE THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU? Yes, but I'm afraid she's left me behind for greener pastures, as 't'were.

    26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? Martial arts.

    27. HAIR COLOR? Brown.

    28. EYE COLOR? Silver blue.


    30. FAVORITE FOOD? Cheese pizza with extra cheese and cheese on the side.

    31. SCARY MOVIES OR HAPPY ENDINGS? Scary movies. Happy endings are way too unbelievable.

    32. LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? Se7en (Kevin Spacey FTW!! \o/ )

    33. WHAT COLOR SHIRT ARE YOU WEARING? Black with white writing that says "Can't stop writing or my muse will eat me." If you knew my muse, you'd know this is not a joke.

    34. SUMMER OR WINTER? Winter.

    35. HUGS OR KISSES? Get offa me, creepy human animal!

    37. MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? I'm sure [livejournal.com profile] gunslingaaahhh will have a few choice remarks.

    38. LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Oh, pretty much everyone.

    39. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING NOW? I'm rereading Riddley Walker by Russell Hoban so, if my grammar suddenly starts going down the toilet, that's why.

    40. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? I have a laptop, so I don't have a mouse pad. There are no mice around here who would dare set up housekeeping because the cats would rip off their heads. I do think it'd be nice to see what a mouse's pad-d looks like. I'd rather imagine it'd be a lot like Austin Powers groovy pad-d. Or the Joker's.

    41. WHAT DID YOU WATCH ON TV LAST NIGHT? a 'Law & Order' rerun (BONG BONG)

    42. FAVORITE SOUND(S)? The sound of falling snow at night.

    43. ROLLING STONES OR BEATLES? Beatles all the way.

    44. WHAT IS THE FARTHEST YOU HAVE BEEN FROM HOME? Brighton, England. Although I consider England to be my true home, so this question is rather difficult to answer. If England is my soul home, then the furthest away I've been is San Diego (don't drink their water...)

    45. DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT? I do a killer impression of Lieutenant Worf complaining "Sir, I protest! I am not a Merry Man!" And I'm pretty good at rallying the masses for "Causes."

    46 WHERE WERE U BORN? What makes you think I was born? I came into existence in Asheville, North Carolina.

    47. WHOSE ANSWERS ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO GETTING BACK? I'd be happy with just about anyone saying anything. I love these surveys way too much.

    48. HOW DID YOU MEET YOUR SPOUSE/SIGNIFICANT OTHER? I needed a Shriekback tape converted from PAL to NTSC for the Shriekback site. The man who did it for me became my other half for 7 years. But he has sailed to the West and I'm very happily single now, so there you go.
    tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)
    1. What did you do in 2009 that you’d never done before?
    Promoted myself. Just started doing that. It feels...uncomfortable.

    2. Did you keep your New Years’ resolutions, and will you make more for next year?
    I didn't make any last year. My resolution for 2010 is to stop taking surveys!

    3. Did anyone close to you give birth?
    No, thank the Mighties.

    you can read the rest of the hoo-ha here, if'n you dare )
    tinhuvielartanis: (Default)
    -Leave me a comment with "SRS BZNS - WHERE'S MY MARGARITA" in the subject line.

    -I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can get to know you better.

    -Update your journal with the answers to the questions.

    -Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.

    I was tagged by the illustrious [livejournal.com profile] gunslingaaahhh

    1. if you could have a drink or dinner anywhere in the world, with any ONE PERSON (alive or dead) where/who and why
      I already have ~ Barry Andrews ~ that's because I like to have intelligent conversation about life, the universe, and everything...and I like to face my fears head on.

    2. on another plane, you're married with 3 children. boys? girls? combination of the 2? what are their names?
      Gabriel Sebastian (because that's my favourite Angel and I like the name Sebastian), Lirit Anastasia (Lirit is Hebrew for lyrical and I find that heartening. I'd want my daughter to be poetic. Anastasia always seemed regal, so that's why I picked it.), and Douglas Everette (Named for Dougie MacLean, my favourite Scots Folk singer, and my father, whose name runs in the family).

    3. something that makes you laugh so hard you cease functioning properly
      Jim Carrey being birthed out of a rhino in Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
    4. you've just won $3 million in the lotto! what're you gonna do with it?
      Pay off my debts and move to England.

    5. if you could have a ph.d in anything, what would it be and why?
      Quantum Physics. I believe that Quantum Physics is the key the Truth of Everything. It will merge science and religion and give all the answers we could ever dream of have questions for. I'd love to explore that realm and be a Magus of space and time.

    tinhuvielartanis: (Default)
    ♦ Leave me a comment saying "Resistance is Futile".
    ♦ I'll respond by asking you five questions so I can satisfy my curiosity.
    ♦ Update your journal with the answers to the questions.
    ♦ Include this explanation in the post and offer to ask other people questions.

    Questions from [livejournal.com profile] thenodrin
    1. If Mel Brooks made History of the World Pt 2 for a summer 2010 release, who would you want to see in it?
    2. Definitely Cloris Leachman and Gene Wilder. Peter MacNicol would be cool too. He's a hell of a comedian. Mel himself of course. Anyone else Mel deemed worthy. I have always and will always trust his judgement.
    3. You are writing your main character's Crowning Moment of Awesome, the thing that the character was created to do and that everything in the main plot pushed toward. What happens next?
    4. I have a start a new book with totally different characters. Or write a book having to do with the character outside the main plot. That's all I'm gonna say about it.
    5. You are out of town for the weekend and have forgotten your cell phone charger. Early Sat morning the battery dies. How do you react?
    6. I'm not really concerned because I don't have a cell phone.
    7. Portrait or landscape?
    8. Depends on the picture, now doesn't it?
    9. What is your favourite Christmas memory from your childhood?
    10. Watching the Rankin/Bass specials on TV.
    tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)
    IStolen from the very generous [livejournal.com profile] circumspectly, who let go of the survey when I showed her my gun. ;)

    You know how sometimes people on your friendslist post about stuff going on in their life, and all of a sudden you think "Wait a minute? Since when were they working THERE? Since when were they dating HIM/HER? Since when???" And then you wonder how you could have missed all that seemingly pretty standard information, but somehow you feel too ashamed to ask for clarification because it seems like info you should already know? It happens to all of us sometimes.

    Please copy the topics below, erase my answers and put yours in their place, and then post it in your journal! Please elaborate on the questions that would benefit from elaboration. One-Word-Answers seldom help anyone out.

    1. First Name: Tracy

    2. Age: 42.

    3. Location: Duncan, SC, right smack in-between Greenville and Spartanburg (those two cities are on easy to find on the map) in what's called the Upstate. So, if you look at a map, you'd look at the left-hand corner of the the triangle that is South Carolina. There's the Upstate. And that is where I'm currently trapped like rabid weasel in a maze...or something like that.

    4. Occupation: Pre.. Actually, I'm waiting on disability benefits, having a host of health problems that just piled on top of me one after the other that prevents my working. And it drives me crazy because I, despite my issues with the Pit, I actually liked working in and of itself. I miss the independence and the money. Gah!

    5. Partner(s): Don't have one, don't want one. Thankssss...

    6. Kids: Oh, negatory, good buddy! I don't do children. Don't like them, don't want them, don't need them, can't stand them. Yet, somehow, when they're around me, they always like to hang out with me. This is with me telling them to go away and leave me alone. They just laugh and hang around. Evil, they are.

    7. Brothers/Sisters: I am an only child, although I adopted a little brother (kinda sorta ha ha) earlier this year, probably against his will, but some things can't be helped.

    8. Parents: Mother Unit, Terry. Father Unit, Everette (deceased). Adopted mother, Aunt Tudi. Step-mother, Mary. It took a lot of people to raise me, but they say it takes a village, so there you go.

    9. Pets: Cats: 4 - Smidgen (marmalade mackerel tabby stumpy manx), Shmoop (grey tiger-stripe tabby with Darth Maul facial markings. She's constantly talking, so her nickname is Yappy McShmoop), Aloysius (long-hair grey mackerel tabby with a side-ways jaw. It was broken and set wrong because he didn't come home in time enough to get it set properly. He now looks like Pete Puma when you look directly at him as a result. He can eat and function just fine though, so it's okay), Steve (marmalade tiger-stripe tabby. He's shy and not big on small talk...). Dogs: 4 - Chester (Blue and Gold Yorkshire Terrier. Asshole supreme. Registered name is Winchester Napoleon. He lives up to his middle name), Riley (Wire-hair Dachshund. He's completely demented. He bites), Sheba (Cocker/Bassett mix. Aunt Tudi's dog. She's a sweetheart, but dumb as a box of pebbles), Toby (aka Toblerone and Sister Ubiquita of Our Lady of the Fuzzy Knuckles. He was a rescue from Dr. Patch's office. He was left there by his former "companion," who never came to pick him back up. Everyone hated him, so I brought him home. I then found out why everyone hated him. He's insufferable, clingy, obnoxious, aggressive, and basically the physical manifestation of Ren Hoek. Yes, he's a Chihuahua of some sort. He has a green sweater and a wimple. He has doubts).

    10. List the 3-5 biggest things going on in your life:

    1. I'm writing my second novel and now have an editor who's going to start working on my first novel after December.
    2. I'm waiting on DSS's decision on my disability and hoping I don't have to get a lawyer.
    3. I'm working to help wrap up The Joker Blogs. There's only a few episodes left until the Big Reveal!
    4. I'm working on rescuing my BarryAndrews.net domain from Yahoo so I can relaunch it with a different host. Am also aiming to seek out some capable web designers to help me make it fabulous.
    5. I'm trying to compile all my notes in preparation to start the third book in The Vampire Relics as soon as I finish the second one.
    tinhuvielartanis: (Torquemada)
    I tried to avoid going back to [livejournal.com profile] filmkitty's survey hell pit, but my OCD wouldn't allow me. So I retrieved the other survey and hauled it back over here. Y'know, I used to love these things but, now that I'm compelled to do them, not so much.

    Hi my name is: You already know it if you know half a tidge about me. If you don't, then go away.

    When I'm nervous: I focus.

    By this time next year: I might be dead.

    Last night: I slept the Sleep of the Dead.

    PART 1: YOU

    Were you a planned baby? Yes, then they thought better of it after I was born.

    Were you the first? Yes, and the last.

    Are your parents still married? Noooo....no no no. No.


    Do you have low self esteem? I have my issues just like everyone else who's honest with themselves.

    Do you get depressed about things easily? It depends on the thing.

    Are you happy right now? I'm irritable right now so, yeah, I'm happy.

    more survey hoo-ha )
    tinhuvielartanis: (Maul)
    The second survey [livejournal.com profile] gunslingaaahhh submitted was for Darth Maul. I haven't written Maul in about 9 years, but I'm very close to my Sithly roots right now, so this shouldn't be too difficult.

    1. Is there someone you know you should hate, but you can't?:
    This is ridiculous. I hate everyone. I hate you.

    2. Do you like someone as more than a friend right now?:
    Filthy rumours abound that the twit Obi-Wan and I are engaged in licentious activity. This is patently untrue and I will gladly strike down the person who has been spreading these lies. Sith do not .... get jiggy..... with Jedi.

    3. What does your 8th text say?
    Sith do not text.

    4. Have you ever lost anybody close to you?:
    I have no one close to me.

    5. Is there anyone you trust even though you should not?
    I trust no one.

    6. Ever given your all to someone who walked away?:
    My master, but this was expected. It is the Sith Way. Just as he walks away, so do I plan on separating his ugly head from his lumpy body.

    7. Relationship or hook-up?
    Sith do not do relationships, so I guess hook-ups are the preferred method of exhausting pent-up....rage.

    8. Few close friends or many acquaintances?:

    9. Ever loved someone that wasn't good for you?
    No. I do not love.

    10. How's your heart lately?
    Like a cold lump of Iridonian granite. Perfect.

    11. The last song you listened to?:
    "Narayan" by The Prodigy, which is an appropriate Sith song.

    12. If you could change your name to anything what would it be?:
    Darth Maul is my name change. It used to be Khameir Sarin. I much prefer my new Sith name.

    13. What do you hate about your school?
    Some days I wonder if the Sith Academy exists only to hone my rage. Then I realise that it actually is.

    14. Would you move to another country to be with the one you love?:
    I do not love anyone, but I would move to another country if it gave me a better chance to slay the one I hate.

    15. Which one of your friends do you think would make a good prostitute?
    Sith do not have friends.

    16. Are you afraid of falling in love?:
    No, because Sith do not fall in love.

    17. Fill in the gap. i love ____

    18. What are you wearing right now?:
    My Sithly robes.

    19. Right or Left?:
    I am ambidextrous. It's part of the training...

    20. Favorite juice?:
    Pineapple juice...

    21. Have you had the chicken pox?:
    There's no such thing in the Star Wars universe.

    22. Ever been to Mexico?:
    No, but I'm intrigued by Montezuma's Revenge.

    23. Are you a forgiving person?:
    Sith never forget and we never forgive.

    24. Are you talking to someone while doing this?
    No, I am meditating on my next round of practice sessions.

    25. What school plays were you part of in elementary school?:
    I was not.

    26. What do you want to do with your life?
    I was to rise up, strike down my Master, become Sith Master, and exact revenge on all Jedi.

    27. If a bear attacked you, would you know how to defend yourself?
    Yes. I would slay it with my double-ended light saber, then pose over its steaming corpse whilst cackling in triumph. (Posing and Cackling 101)

    28. Do you think it would be more fun to model or to shoot the photographs?:
    I would be more fun to pretend to model, then shoot the photographer.

    29. Are you younger than 21?:

    30. Do you like winter?:
    It is preferable to Summer. Try wearing Sith Robes on Tatooine

    31. Are you in a relationship?:
    Sith don't do relationships.

    32. Do you like fruit?:
    It is functional for body fortification. I must keep my primary weapon at optimum level.

    33. How clean is your room?:
    It is immaculate.

    34. What are you excited for?
    Revealing myself to the Jedi and finally having revenge.

    35. Do you have feelings for anyone?:
    I feel nothing but disdain and derision for all.

    36. Do you fall for guys/girls easily?
    Sith do not fall for guys/girls....period.


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